Contents of my Desk. 2006 A Found List.

Ok – here’s my desk – here's what's on my desk, minus the two brownie plates, which had recently turned into Petri dishes, and looked like they were trying to recreate new brownies, they, have officially been removed. Ok, here it is. Oh, and this is random – it’s all random – and honestly, there are layers I can’t see without removing other layers – so, this is what I can see without doing too much work.

A stack of blank CD’s, a burned candle in a glass, with three dead roaches in it ( I know they’re dead because I’ve checked twice already.) A second burned out candle with business receipts in it. A digital camera, a Leatherman, a notebook, my wallet, both cordless phones – both blinking (note to self, check messages) a protective wrist guard – a headlamp – prescription sunglasses – and EZ Lube receipt, a checkbook, a guitar string (an Ernie Ball 24w to be specific) packing tape – a Christmas flyer for Macey’s (it’s February) car keys, a pot holder (for hot pots) a glass pipe (for hot pot) – a colony of wall warts, jacks, plugs and cables, running into a large power strip, down the wall, into my computer, back out, a cloth napkin, CD’s of drum tracks from a studio two years ago – the plastic wrap for the $10 digital radio I bought to hear senate hearing on the next supreme court nominee, an Altoids box (smells like weed), match books, all natural deodorant (I don’t use it, I don’t sweat – honest), portions of shoelaces which I keep cutting off my sneaker. I’m not sure where the excess comes from, but oddly they don’t seem to be getting any smaller, a notepad, the instruction manual for a carpentry calculator, an envelope of tax forms (currently serving double duty as a mouse pad, phone number pad, and… apparently some writing ideas), candy bar wrapper, USB wire, Phillips screw driver, garage door opener, small (useless) golf pencil, (ok, I’m digging down a bit), rolling papers, more comedy notes, gas receipts, auto club member card, another (3) notebooks, cough drop wrappers, guitar cable Velcro strap, pocket knife(s) dead AAA and AA batteries, empty Barnes & Nobel plastic bag, old parts from my repaired Telecaster, head phones, numerous CD’s of rough recordings, a Volvo repair manual, phone bill, credit card bill – some open – many not, a dust mask, two fire wire drives, a shaker egg, Tiger Balm – many more business cards (who ARE these people??) M&M’s bag (empty), empty battery package, ACLU envelope (unopened), small wooden box with a sliding lid for holding things like, joints, aluminum one hitter, dead matches, pen, a case with one ear plug in it, a book on wooden boxes, a CD of a girl who waits at this breakfast place I go, more dead matches, a wireless keyboard, a wired keyboard, a book on “Setting up a Workshop” snowboard rental receipt, Sharpee marker, two monitors (one on, one off) gutar pic, pencil, kick drum beater head, Q-tip (used) and a half used bottle of expectorant.