I'm driving along Santa Monica Blvd. with Thalia in the back in her car seat.
At the intersection ahead, this lady pulls an incredibly bonehead move and nearly kills several drivers and a pedestrian. I shout out:
"Stupid bitch!"
(Oops.)
Not quite yet 2 Thalia continues to look coolly out the window at the traffic - sipping her bottle.
One block.
Two blocks.
Three blocks...
Maybe I've dodged the bullet. Then - suddenly, this little voice says:
"Tupid Bitch!"
(shit)
I don't miss a beat:
"Super beach! We should go to a super beach today! Big waves, nice sand.. a really, really super beach!"
Thalia says,
"Super beach."
Yes! Yes! Super beach! Thalia smiles, goes back to her bottle and watching the world go by. Nice - good cover. Super beach. She'll never know the..
"Tupid Bitch."
Damn. Little ears, BIG brain.
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You are in big trouble. And when she learns how to spell, which at this rate should be in about six months, then you'll really be f-u-c-k-e-d.
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