I took a crap that looks like Jesus.
Seriously, no one could be more surprised than me - I'm an atheist.
But it does. It truly looks like Jesus.
I called the Vatican - asked them to send their Miracle Squad - to see if it's a miracle. (Like I said, I'm a non-believer - but if I can sell a million t-shirts that say, "Jesus, you're shittin' me!" I'd be sitting pretty.
They said no. Wouldn't do it. They said (in so many words) that they couldn't market... shit. No matter what it looked like. Toast, waffles, sides of barns, even some strange mould - yes. Shit. No.
So - there it is. With one flush - my last glimpse of faith went down the drain.
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